If you’re looking for a sensitive guy who’s not afraid to make a commitment then look no further. If I believe in you and you’re willing to look the other way, I’ll give you the shirt off my back. Or, at the very least, more than $300K of my own business-funded war chest.
My friends, like former Congressman Mark Foley, know how loyal I can be. They also know how much I love trips to the beach, corporate jets and a round of golf topped off by some backroom dealing in the clubhouse.
If you think all this carbon dioxide greenhouse gas stuff is hogwash, message me so I can bathe you in my affection.
Interests: Golf, Lobby Meetings, and Climate Change Denial
Favorite Song: “Tears of a Clown”